The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
This really hot chick in my apartment complex told me she wants us to be "friends with benefits". Does anyone know where I can purchase a group health insurance plan?
Son: "What's that Daddy?" (*pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower*)... Daddy: "That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound."Son: "Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt."
How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? A couple calves, an ass,ten little piggies,a beaver,a shit load of hares,and a fish that no one can seem to find!
Evangelists don’t need health care. They’re on the single prayer system.
I'm making a killing selling home security systems... All I do is say "Hello" at 3am, sitting on the end of their bed.
Was at a “Capital One Cafe” and asked the waitress for her phone number. Oh NOW they start guarding personal data.
How do two tiger sharks mate? I don’t know. They’re fucking underwater
Why do Nature Valley Granola Bars make good trail food? Because they go fucking-everywhere! When you eat them.
Im sexually attracted to pillows I sleep with one every night
So I went to Iraq for holidays... And I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me back home... Knowing that I can't trust anyone I wanted to kill myself. So I called the suicide hotline... They got excited and asked me if I can drive a plane.
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom" It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
What disease are anti-vax kids immune to? Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant. After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".