The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Me and another coworker were competing to see who was the best at our drug testing job. I was winning until i misplaced a felon's probation samples. So I guess I lost that pissing contest
I have decided to pass my time in self-quarantine by streaming Sylvester Stallone movies. Unfortunately, I'm off to a Rocky start.
Why are socialist school teachers so disorganized? Because they love to see the class struggle.
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book. She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
My 105-year-old grandmother's favorite joke A bag boy is pushing a woman's groceries out to her car. She thinks he's kind of cute, so she taps him on the shoulder and whispers "I have an itchy pussy."He shrugs and says, "Sorry, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
I recently decided to apply for Australian citizenship, and I was surprised at some of the questions they asked. Like, they asked if I had ever been convicted of a crime. I had no idea that was still a requirement.
Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?” “No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”
Why is summer a plastic surgeon's favorite season? It's a great time to make some mammories
The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump. It's called Grabbed-her-snatch.
A man walks into an lift (elevator) He looks at the attractive woman inside and says, "Can I smell your vagina?"Horrified, she moves away from him,"No, you can not!""Oh ok, it must be your feet then"
What is the difference between a freshly made pizza and a hungry jungle tiger? One tastes delicious to you and you taste delicious to one.
I went to the zoo and I saw the monkeys masturbating. I then saw the giraffes and I was still masturbating.