The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck.
I locked myself out of my car next to an abortion clinic... It was really awkward asking them for a hanger
Two women were dressing in the locker room after their aerobics class when one noticed that the other was pulling on a pair of men's briefs. "So when did you start wearing men's underwear?" the first asked. "Ever since my husband found a strangepair under the bed."
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."I was raised to listen to my elders...
What do you call an American who doesn't tip? Cheap. What do you call a Brit who doesn't tip?Creasp.
When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he’s a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for “trespassing” and “being a child predator”
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
What do a sperm bank and Michael Jackson have in common? They both tell you to beat it.
Why does texas have no power? Democrats stole the electrons.
What do you call naked mannequin falling out of a window? An obscene clone fall.
A woman was accused of snorting a family members ashes. She snorted half a gran.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform. She said it's in case she has to draw blood.