The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.
What do you say to a Lady who's acting up while on her period? Please stop Ovary-acting [P.S.. i sure hope this hasn't been posted here before]
I just got my annual prostate exam. My doctor has me drop my pants and place both my hands on the table. He gets behind me and does his inspection.The odd thing is though, both of his hands are always on the table too.
Nsfw What is a typical motto for a brothel? Customers always comes first.
Turns out, I’m allergic to latex … I learned that one the hard way
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
Why don't they show vaginas in anime? Because then it would be a plot hole
A trans woman complained about having her makeup done without her consent. "I told him not to do it but he did anyway!"But the guy who did her makeup told his side of the story:"You DID consent. I asked if I could do it and your exact words were 'I'll pass, thanks.'"
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
Which one doesn't belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job? The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can't beat a blow job.
Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent.
Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.
What’s long and hard, and hairy at one end? A toothbrush.