The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
There is freedom of speech in china but there is no freedom after speech.
Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date? Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
If you play WAP with the bass turned all the way down... Is it then a treble cleft?
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
What do you call the payout pimps make prostitutes pay them for every John? Hoe owners fee.
Fifty Shades got $47 Million at the box office... There seems to be a lot of women who don't get offended by a billionaire grabbing a girl by the pussy.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
What do you call a BDSM-loving vegetable? Butternut squash
Back in my day you could buy 3 gallons of milk, 2 loafs of bread and 6 dozen eggs all for a single dollar. Nowadays there's too many fucking security cameras.
Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?-Rob DenBleyker
Why did the Tortoise's wife leave him for the Rabbit? Real men come second.
Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.