The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
It's all about grip Why don't witches wear panties?Better grip on the broom!
Be careful when you’re trying to get laid with a mermaid She might have crabs.
Women are like sand... fun to play with only when wet.
My lotion bottle says to use on areas of irritation so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
A policeman stops a prostitute that was working on the streets "Aren't you thinking what would your mother says if she sees you doing it on the streets?"Until the woman responded: "Hit me without a doubt because this is her alley"
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke by 50% Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.
My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration? **The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **
Whats the worst place to loose ypur virginty? At a family trip to Alabama
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
What does drinking kombucha and giving blow jobs have in common? If you've ever finished one properly, you already know.
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans
My buddy became a savage after his girlfriend left. I guess I should have known he'd become Ruth-less.