The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
What's an epileptic's least favorite type of salad? Seizure salad
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".
What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
The Horny Crab Two men are talking:"I'm a kind of horny crab" the first man gasps."what do you mean" asks the other one."I can't get out of Michelle".
Why did the police arrest the squirrels in the park? - For busting a nut in public view
You may have heard of No Nut November But after I came twice in April what I’m really hoping for is a No Fetus February
Trading humans like mere goods is highly illegal and immoral. Unless you are a football team manager.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
What do you call it when four kangaroos have sex? A kangbang
Sex Position #189 "The John Wilkes Booth" (NSFW) You blow a load on the back of someone's head in a movie theater and try to escape before you get caught.
Does a snowman have a heart? Nope, just big balls