The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. A condom and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The condom looks at the mask, and says “they won’t wear you either, huh?”
I just had a power outage during sex. What a turn off.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Got my wife’s Christmas presents, perfume and a dildo... If she doesn’t like the perfume she can go fuck herself!
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms He replies, "Yes we do.Would you like to buy some?"She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
You hear about the dude who failed Masturbation 101? He couldn't get a grip on it.
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke by 50% Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
Fifty Shades got $47 Million at the box office... There seems to be a lot of women who don't get offended by a billionaire grabbing a girl by the pussy.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Try to imagine a woman with six pairs of breasts. Looks good, dozen tit?
Have you ever tried drinking so much alcohol, your wife makes sense? Me neither, but I keep trying...