The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection "Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," the vet said
Judge says "After reviewing your case Mr Smith, I have decided to give your wife $445 per week." "Thats very fair your honor." The husband said "And every now and then I ll try to send a few bucks myself"
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
"So, Are you a team player or a one man army?" I tried team playing, but my boss kicked me out of his bedroom and told me to leave his wife untouched.
[NSFW?] A kid rabbit came back from school looking very happy. Father Rabbit: Why does Junior look so happy today?Mother Rabbit: Because they taught the students how to multiply.
Why does Santa spend 364 days a year forming strong masculine relationships? Bros before hos
Most women would love to wake up on their birthday to the smell of fresh coffee, a nice breakfast, flowers and oral But not my Sister.
The other day I saw an event a local church was having at a dispensary where they were giving away donuts and spreading the Word of God They called it Glaze It, Blaze It, and Praise It
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m Out Of Jail, I Can Honestly Say It Was Worth It!
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
Naked and Afraid is a fun show because you get to watch the participants removed from their comfort zones and they try and get something edible within the allotted time in order to survive a harsh environment that will punish them for every failure. Incidentally, that is also why I watch Chopped.
I filled out a form wrong and accidentally gave a patient a bag of the wrong blood type. It was a Type-O
Did you hear that more bank robbers have been caught this year than any before in history... It seems the criminals are refusing to wear masks.
The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.