The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
US President Donald Trump tested and was not infected by the Corona virus. Experts from the Robert Koch Institute are not surprised. The virus has been shown to affect lungs, not assholes.
When a guy drives an excessively loud motorcycle or muscle car we know what they’re compensating for... ...they must have a really quiet penis.
I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filled with tears. "Great!" I said. "Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.” “Will that cure me?” the patient asks. “Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”
My girlfriend told me my stool would improve when I started taking probitoics But it's still shit
What did the flower prostitute say to her client? ¨You want floral?¨
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
What do blind people beat off to? Thots
Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students, Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.
A man parks his car in a 'disabled parking' spot when a traffic policeman shows up. 'Well well well sir,' says the policeman while getting his coupon book 'what is your handicap that allows you to park here?'After a brief moment of thinking the man awnsers: 'Tourette's sydrome, Cocksucker!'
What do you call a doubtful side-chick? A second thot.
Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass! The rest is your mama
What do you call a Snowman's jizz? Jack Frost