The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter. But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.
NSFW: A woman answers the phone and there's heavy breathing on the line. A pervy voice said "I bet you have a bald asshole" She says "Ah, you want to speak to my husband"
A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."
Hey girl, are you from Iraq? Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.
Never buy your hard drugs from the Roto-Rooter guy... Plumber's crack is nasty
It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit.
BREAKING NEWS: A shipment of Viagra has just been stolen The police are still on the lookout for the hardened criminals
It's not the size of the ship, nor the motion of the ocean... It's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
Why can’t 2 Asian people make a white child baby cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
Last time I was in jail I felt like a crop field in 1860 Cause I was being plowed by black guys all day long
A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
“Grizzly found causing mayhem at a BBQ” First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. The newspaper headline read: “Bear grills, drinks his own piss”
A Blind Professional Fisherman, Is Given the Honerary Title of "Master Baiter" *He replies* : " It's easy. You just grab your worm, wrap it tight. Cast your pole, and just pray that you inevitably smell something fishy."
"Mr. Trump, have you changed your plans for mass deportation?" "No, I have not. I will deport 11 million undocumented immigrants and two dogs.""Why the two dogs?" "See? Nobody cares about the immigrants!"