The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
There are so many scams on the internet now days. Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.
What does a prostitute tell her customers? How big is your love?
For All of my Fellow Bartenders... What's the difference between a bartender and a proctologist ?A proctologist only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
I had a troubled childhood, my parents never put a hand over my eyes when people were kissing on the television. They tried to push down my boner instead.
A dear friend of mine passed away this week. This was one of his jokes: What do you call half of a thousand native American insomniacs? The Indian nap-less 500.
As a new years resolution, my wife suggested I should remove excess fat... So I filed for divorce!
What's the difference between a cougar and a leopard? A leopard can drag something twice its weight up a tree.A cougar can drag someone half her age into bed.
Yesterday I saw... Went to the drugstore to purchase some asprin. I saw a short irishman and he had a giant steering wheel in his pants. I said, "What the hell is that a steering wheel?" He said, "Ooooooweee and its driving me nuts."
Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy . it releases dopamine and reduces stress . improves prostate and cardiovascular health ... and i still got thrown off the bus