The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
When I got my license I didn't have money for a car, so I robbed a bank. Anyway, as I was being dragged off to jail my mother wanted to know why I did it. So I told her the truth: "I did it for the car, ma!"
Condoms were invented in Afghanistan At first, they were just wrappers made of goat skin.Then the Americans came along and improved them. By taking it out of the goat.
When I was in high school, my class had a rule that whoever swears, that person had to donate 1 dollar to the class fund One day my friend sweared, following the set rule, he came up near the fund jar, held a 2-dollar note, as he was putting it into the jar, he said: “Keep the change, motherfuckers!”
Saw my violin teacher on the 9 o’clock news He was fiddling with the kids
Picking sexual partners is a lot like shopping for fruit. People look down on you if you pick the ones that got shipped here in a box.
What do you call adult-only Chess videos? Pawn
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
Tonight, I’m uploading an illegal copy of Microsoft Office for anybody to access Just wait until Word gets out...I know this is a terrible joke, but it just came to me and I had to get it out of my system. Thank you, Reddit.
What is the name of the generic form of Viagra? Mycoxafailin
New name for weight loss pills Pills of mass destruction!
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
I'm into group sex, but often confuse the names of the women. Nvm, Sharon is Karen.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf