The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Religious CD (NSFW) My muslim friend told me had purchased a a copy of the Koran on CD, so I asked him to burn me one.Then hell broke loose....
Which occupation is the most perverted? Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers
What does me and NASA have in common We both want to colonize Uranus.
I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said "yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years.""Really!", I said, "I had no idea!""Sure," he said, "she sleeps and I masturbate!"
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)
Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force... ...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Ok r/askreddit if you had to give up video games or blow jobs for the rest of your life what would you choose? Edit: Yea guys I'd pick blow jobs too, they hurt my jaw
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute? A cathartic thot.
What are the 2 most Illegal drugs in Duckville Weed and Quack
Why was the shark eating pineapples? Because it makes seamen taste better.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."