The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Where does China keep their political prisoners? Wontonamo Bay
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
In a pinch, you can cut the fingers off of rubber gloves and use each of them as a contraceptive. Just a handy tip.
I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
My boss just referred to me as "A real pair of butts" He said I am "A major ass set to the company"
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
Everyone debates butts vs. boobs, but nothing beats a pretty face. Except for Chris Brown
I just read that 6.7% of the world's population have a problem with alcohol. And I thought "6.7%...That would be a pretty strong beer."
Why don't men in the Middle East smoke weed? Only women get stoned.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.