The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
So, my girlfriend wanted to try some stuff she saw in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie Girlfriend: I just saw the new 50 shades and I really wanna try something I saw in the move.Me: oh yeahhhh? What’d you wanna try babe?Girlfriend: Fuck a billionaire.
Larry Flynt, creator of Hustler Magazine, has died aged 78. His family have asked fans do not send flowers... ...but to send nudes
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Man who has no sense of humor... has a serious problem.
Senior Computer Security? Senior Computer Security?My memory is going Mildred, so I changed my password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect”.
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
What do game companies do with their old successful games? Post Mortem, most port em.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
Why does Santa have a brothel on the north pole? Cause that's where he keeps his hoe hoe hoes.
Why'd the accused pimp take so long to answer the judge? He wanted to gather his THOTs first.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass