The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set Pretend that I have one
My brother was pissed at me when he found out I mated his wife He bet $100 she would beat me in a game of chess.
What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House? The secret cervix.
Whats worse then getting your car keys stuck in the lock outside an abortion clinic? Having to go back inside and ask for a coathanger.
What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?" "My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
What do rich people and drug addicts have in common? They both have friends in high places.
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
For my New Year’s resolution, I decided to join a gym to improve my sexual stamina. Turns out none of them offer 60 seconds a month memberships.
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
My husband called me a p*ssy, and I had to remind him... "You are what you eat."I've been a d*ck ever since.
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
Scientist recently linked a disease to women acting like a Karen. It's mad cow disease.
How are pooping at someone else's house, and a first date the same? You really hope both *go down*.
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.