The Best (and Worst) Friday Dad Jokes 👋
Kick off your weekend with a laugh using our Friday dad jokes! These jokes are perfect for celebrating the end of the week and starting your weekend on a high note. Whether you’re at the office, with friends, or just relaxing at home, our Friday dad jokes will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your Friday. Explore our collection and add some fun to your Friday routine!
If a person is sueing a product for blinding him/her in one of their eyes, they should win double the amount Because they are not gonna be able to see half of it anyway.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Best way to vaccinate the masses Train all of the Amazon drivers to give it. Everyone will have it by Saturday. Thursday if you have Prime.
Why did a customer leave the blockbuster store disappointed? They were never going to give him Up.
There's a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language. We call him the Village Idiom.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
There's a new game called "Silent Tennis." It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
Do you know what the biggest state is in the US? DaNile it has a population of 74million.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
They say you should test your fire alarm once a month... But it's costing me a fortune in houses!
What did the water sing at 4 degrees celsius? - Lets dense !