The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

Old but gold What is green and smells like pork?Kermit the frog's middle finger

Keith Flint failed his English at School. It was a really tough break because his final essay was excellent He just ran out of space

My date saw my bottom shelf tequila selection and made fun of me for being cheap and poor They were definitely cheap shots.

Two guy friends are planning how to market their new product Friend 1: “Should I make a folded informative pamphlet that we can hand out to potential customers?”Friend 2: “Bro, sure!”

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies

My wife has just given me a book with all the words that I'm not supposed to use when we argue.... It's called a dictionary.

A new set designer was hired at the filming company. He was fired shortly after for making a scene.

A Native American, Pirate, and Frenchman walk into a bar. The bartender walks over and says, "Gentlemen, hau, arrrrrrr, oui, today?"

We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas. But it’s still up in the air.

I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. I'm pissed.

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

You have 3 months to spend 500 million dollars and get nothing in return, how do you do it? Run for president.

Don't know if this has been posted here but let's try Little Johnny came home and ran to his mother."Mummy! I was on the bus with Daddy and he made me stand up so a woman could sit down.""Well...How kind of your daddy! You should learn from him." Johnny then frowned."I was sitting on Daddy's lap"

I pranked my friend by coloring their face 3 different shades of blue in their sleep. huehuehue.