The Best (and Worst) Funny Fatherhood Jokes 👋

The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs! That's the last thing I need!

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!

I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.

I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.

My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.

To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.

My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.