The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋

Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Japan, Korea, and China go trick or treating. Japan and Korea receive candy while China gets opium.Britain was at the door.Credit to u/TheSnipenieer for the inspirational post.

Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came

When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on a beach. Because even when I'm dead, I still want to get into lady's pants.

I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it

Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.

Stormy Daniels should run for president If we're going to have an inept asshole in office I'd rather have a bleached inept asshole

What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.

If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.

Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.

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