The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Bet your bottom dollar... ...there's a coin up your ass.
Pedophiles are like televisions Even a three year old can turn them on.
Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.
What do you call an 8 year old stuck in a closet? I don't remember, but the amber alert called her Mary.
Kinky guys visits a prostitute and says surprise me She removes her left eye and tell him go fuck her in the eye socket. He does and it's the best he ever had.As he's leaving he tells her that he will certainly see her again. She responds. OK, I'll keep an eye out for you.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Offensive crayon ideas! Presidential OrangeMiscarriage MaroonPrivilege WhiteTravel Ban BrownLives Matter Black"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue
Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.
You know the Middle East is about to go through a serious shitstorm when... ...commercial Oil tankers are attacked.
The voices in my head are ok, I can deal with them… It’s the voices outside my head that bother me and fuck my life up…