The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why did the dyslexic kid push his brother out of the window? He wanted to see Tim fly.
Ice Cream gets tested positive for Covid in China I hope they've put it straight into iceolation
What do you call a road vehicle designed to carry a large amount of fuck-ups? A blunderbuss
I identify as an ambulance My pronouns are wee/woo
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Whenever I hear about a mass shooting, the first thing I say is Betty White
If a biologist studies biology and a nutritionist studies nutrition Trump must be an expert at studying races.
" Could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my ass? " My wife screamed. " Could you explain to me," I yelled back, " Why you didn't wake up when I put it there? "
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.