The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
A good percentage of my friends are Nazis That percentage is zero, that’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to haveEdit: Holy SHIT I did not expect this to blow up lmfao thank you for the awards!and fuck da haterz
What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring? Genocide
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!" Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.
Two old ladies are harvesting potatoes when one unearth two massive tubers. "Sweet baby Jesus, they look like my husband's balls !""How, as big ?""No, as dirty !"
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Jokes about Feminine Hygiene are the lowest form of humor Period.