The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
"Grandpa caught a virus yesterday while browsing the web at the nursing home.." ".. apparently there were hot shingles in his area."
I was cleaning out my closet and found an old pair of jeans on the top shelf. Inside of them was a huge rubber penis. I showed my wife what I found and asked for an explanation. She said, “Honey, you know I never lie. This way, when I tell you that you have a huge cock in your pants, I’m not lying.”
About a month before he died, we covered my uncle's back in grease and lard He went downhill fast after that.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. I told the operator that lately I've been having suicidal thoughts. Operator: "Great! Can you drive a truck?"
Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom had a threesome... Made me so wet.
My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter. But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
Anthony Mundine thinks that people shouldn't vaccinate their children... I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from someone who used to get punched in the head for a living.
A software tester walks into a bar Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a bear. Orders -1 beers. Orders hdtseatfibkd.First real customer walks into a bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames killing everyone inside.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows? Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.
After my wife died, I couldn’t even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I’m Out Of Jail, I Can Honestly Say It Was Worth It!