The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
What do you call President Trump, unconscious on the floor of the Oval Office? Not an ambulance.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
A Grandmother Asks His Grandson: Hey, what is the name of that german guy that always hides my stuff? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer.
Why is the average American so stupid? Because they keep shooting the ones that go to school...
I learnt a boring fact about Kamikaze Its just plain suicide
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse