The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
Roses are red, violets ain't black Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.
I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, "It's my husband! Quick, try the backdoor."Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that everyday.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
(NSFW) a 1990 Kinsey Institute report states that 5 to 10 percent of the U.S. population engages in sadomasochism at least an occasional basis. That's a rough estimate
4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!! Man, I hate babies.
Roses are red, Violets are blue Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2
What does a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? They’re both safe until you light them on fire and put them in your mouth.
Doctor tells his patient he only has 6 months to live... Upset, the patient shoots the doctor. At his trial, the judge sentences him to 30 years to life in jail and asks him if he feels any remorse. He replies, "no, your honor. The doctor gave me 6 months to live, and you gave me 30 years."
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'