The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call an insane crocodile in Mexico? Locodrilo
There are no skeletons in my closet. The bodies haven't decomposed yet.
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest. Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
Why do Python programmers have low self esteem? They're constantly comparing their self to other.
What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist.
Why was Hitler so surprised when he lost the war? Because he did Nazi it coming.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
A woman is like a loaf of bread... I eat the butt first.
(NSFW) a 1990 Kinsey Institute report states that 5 to 10 percent of the U.S. population engages in sadomasochism at least an occasional basis. That's a rough estimate
Boy asks, "Granny, have u seen my pills, they're marked LSD" Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have u seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
What did the giraffe say to the cat? Get the fuck off my tree
When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest... So I wonder do girls walk into a room full of girls and comment on how its a fish fest or total clam jam?
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
Sad news today, folks. Mr. Potato Head died. He had brain tubers.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.