The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I ate a dangerous amount of Mexican food After which Poseidon gave me a rimjob in the toilet.
[NSFW] Oregon has legalized cocaine for a small amount. They called it "The Oregon Trail".
Your mom is so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter "O"... O B C D...
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.
Two men in a park. A creepy guy walks up to another man in a park. Creepy guy leans close to the man and whispers "do you have any naked photos of your wife?" The man angrily says "certainly not". Creepy guy says "would you like to buy some?"
She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess So I asked her ... Implants?
You’re all wrong, the Earth isn’t flat or round... It’s fucked
My parents have the awesome super power of jumping..... to conclusions in every f***ing thing I talk about.
What do you call an albino white supremacist? An asshole.
Life is just like a USB port 50% chance of being right and always wrong.
i showed my mom my D and she was not happy she said to go study and come talk to her when i get a A+
Me and another coworker were competing to see who was the best at our drug testing job. I was winning until i misplaced a felon's probation samples. So I guess I lost that pissing contest
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
My grandfather destroyed almost a hundred aircraft in World War Two! He must have been the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.