The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book. She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My 105-year-old grandmother's favorite joke A bag boy is pushing a woman's groceries out to her car. She thinks he's kind of cute, so she taps him on the shoulder and whispers "I have an itchy pussy."He shrugs and says, "Sorry, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked.
What resolution do white supremacists prefer? 3K.
Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?” “No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”
Hey, I have a good joke Robinhood wants to file for IPO this year.
For the first time in history, a US president haven't grown old, gray haired and tired by the stressful tasks of his presidency ... ... Instead everyone else did.
Trumps so good at making jobs He even opened some up in Iran!