The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋

There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.

Two Blonde Girls chatting. Blonde 1: I understand how you get Bob from Robert& Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?Blonde 2: Show him your Pussy.....

A bank in my city recently caught fire and burned down Iv never seen that much toasted bread before

There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"

Why are there no school shootings in Afghanistan? America already bombed the schools.

What’s the difference between a sperm bank and a regular bank? After you make a deposit at the sperm bank, you lose interest.

I was meeting my future father in law for the first time... He asked me, "Are you here for my daughter's hand?" In the interest of being honest, I replied, "I'm mostly interested in her vagina." He was taken aback so I quickly added, "but in a pinch her hand'll do the job."

Women are like numbers If they are under 18 just do them in your head

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.