The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Masturbation hurts. Signed, Edward Scissorhands
So I was going down on my grandmother and I tasted horse cum. Then I had a thought... what if that's how she died?
My dad played basketball for Penn State! My bad, I meant state pen.
Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy? Because he was a veteran Aryan
Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Luckily, after contracting COVID 19, Donald Trump got back to full health. It would be a huge tragedy for the whole world to lose him... ...before he did his time.
What are the two possible things that can happen when a ghost writer dies? He becomes a ghost-ghost writerOr...Drake's career ends either of the two.
What do you call it when the people of Westeros have an incurable disease? Game of Crohn's
I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes. But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.