The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
A man caught his sister masturbating with a cucumber. Man: "Eww! That's my dinner! You're making it taste like cucumber!”
If you think the name Jack Hiscock is bad You should feel even worse for his sister, Sharon.
Why can’t dinosaurs play baseball? Because they’re fucking dead
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless
A woman has just given birth to her child. The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!