The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.
A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.God to the guy : '' Who Are You....???? ''Guy : '' I am a Bus driver''God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.God ... read more
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I screwed up some of the measurements and made it too wide So near, and yet sofa
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
The ending of Game of Thrones makes sense, think about it. Arya went west, Jon went north, Drogon went east, and the show went south.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
What do fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf