The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
Stupid Overcomplicated euphemism jokes 1.I’m a transaction manager for a multibillion dollar corporation I work as a McDonald’s cashier 2.“Mom there is a burglar in here” “No kid I’m just an asset reallocation specialist”3.“So what do you do for a living?” “I travel and driv... read more
Wife: All I’m saying is that vaccines are more dangerous then the diseases they prevent! Husband: did you know that the skin your lips are made of is the same as your asshole?Wife: What does that have to do with anything?!Husband: Well, it explains why everything that comes out of your mouth is complete shit.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
What are two blondes fighting over, on a motorcycle? Over which one gets the window seat.
Forget cougars, I'm a Puma hunter On the hunt Looking forPussy Under My Age
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day? It's because they can't see sh!t at night.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
What do houses wear? An address.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.