The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
There's a quantum observation theory where only police have consciousness cop didn't see it I didn't do it
If an Anglophone speaks the language of the Angles what does that make someone who speaks the language of the Saxons?
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!