The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I used to punch my memory foam pillow whenever I got mad. Eventually it learned my moves.
Bank Robber: Where's the safe? Teller:Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THESAFE?Teller:Bank Robber: WTF!!Penn: He always does this.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween... So I murdered his parents
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.