The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team?? New York Jets
Hooked up with a GILF We get to her place she said she didn't need a safe word. If anything went wrong just hit her LifeAlert button
A male kangaroo told me to get off my phone Ok boomer
Crossing the border the customs officer asked me I had any drugs or firearms, to which I responded... ...what do you need?