The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.
Two students were talking about their childhood. I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk.""You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.
I recently had a cancer scare. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer But thankfully it was only semicolon cancer
My friends dragged me to an elephant boxing match the other day... ... I had a terrible time. It was impossible to tell the fighters apart; they both had gray trunks!
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description.
What do you call a house without numbers? Something that needs addressed
What do you do with dead elements? You barium
Whats in common with spinach soup and butts3x ? If you were forced to try it as a kid chances are you won't like it as an adult
I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad. I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls” They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”