The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

Why did Ireland run out of potatoes during the Irish potato famine? They discovered they could make alcohol out of them

I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.

I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'

What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.

What's the worst part about sorting by new? The jokes

What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"

"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.

My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.

A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this.

Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.

A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."