The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
Trump explodes in anger as he's refused entry to nativity scene Proof once and for all that he's unstable
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch the fire to learn it’s hot.
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Without geometry life is pointless.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.