The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot. They needed to dust for Prince.
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages? Because it was the time of knights.
2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar What happened next will blow your minds!
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
What do you call it when a bunch of anti-maskers are kicked out of a store? A coronal mass ejection.
Why was the gossip disliked at the coffee shop? She always spilled the tea.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.