The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My first job was mending typewriters in a factory, boring job but... The other employees where great characters...
If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so. Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."
What’s the worst jelly to put on your sandwich? Traffic Jam **My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
What five letters are the most feared in the NCAA Tournament? COVID
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
How does 69 differ from a family reunion? During 69, you only see 1 asshole!
Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend? To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right. Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...
Which school subject was the witch's favorite? Spelling.