The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
My niece asked me what Cu.M. stands for It took me 2 minutes to understand it was Cubic Meter and not something I was thinking.
So my wife and I just had our first child. A man ran into the delivery room and stole our child’s umbilical cord. The search lasted for days. We thought there was no hope in finding the cord. A few days later we were advised that the man and the cord were found. He was hiding on a navel base.
I was reading a book on anti gravity last night. I found it quite difficult to put down.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
2019 is the first calendar year... Where the 24th was the end of May.
Why did the tie not laugh at the other tie's jokes? They were knot funny.
How do you cross a troll bridge in Middle Earth? You use J.R.R. tokens....
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
My great grandfather is a really spiritual person He’s dead.
Colorblind uncle My colorblind uncle was feeling down so I gave him encouragement by saying “don’t worry the grass is always grayer on the other side”
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
What do you call someone who loves reading? A book keeper.
What do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later, call me Dad."