The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
The Tooth Fairy wasn't too impressed with the dentures I left under my pillow... ...Tooth be trolled.
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
Angela Merkel arrives at the Passport Control at the Charles de Gaulle airport, Paris. "Nationality ? " asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a few days."
Why do flamingoes life one leg up? If they lifted both they'd fall.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!