The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋

What's dead, brown, and covered in sand? Shamima Begum's kids.

What do you call Batman and Robin after the get run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon.

I went to go visit my wife but when she saw me she got scared and locked the door. I'm not surprised. I am pretty angry that she didn't come to my funeral.

What's the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn't beat cancer.

I was out shopping with the wife when we came across a group of young ladies wearing mini skirts. I said, “ooh look at them legs! I bet you had legs like them.” She didn’t answer but I think she was upset since I heard her sniffle as I wheeled her up the ramp to Walmart.

When my girlfriend and I break up and she screws 10 guys, she's an "empowered woman" But when I do it I'm "gay".

I understand why Jesus was crucified But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.

A Chinese judge comes out of session. Meets another judge who asks "What's so funny?""Oh, someone just told the best political joke ever.""Care to share?""Can't. Sentenced him to 10 years for it".

To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.

To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.

Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.

Remember the undies with the days of the week on them, Monday, Tuesday....? In Romania we had something similar, our girls on their undies had January, February....

I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.

I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.

I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.