The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What does elephant and rabbit have in common? They both start with letter R if elephants name is Raul
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
In Germany it’s frowned upon to manhunt people named Kyle It’s in poor taste to seek Kyle
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I went on a blind date. I saw this lovely girl and said to her are you Susan?She said are you Brian?.. I said yes I am: All exited..She said no my name is Sharon.
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce. They just don’t communicate.
What is Alabama's population size? Family size.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.