The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
What's the difference between humans and a bullet? Humans miss John Lennon.
I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...Will be lotion.
Why did the kid in the wheelchair get bullied? He was easy to push around
I showed up late for a Zoom meeting... ...when asked for a reason, I confessed: "You wouldn't believe the network traffic".
Just had an operation on my funny bone.... Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
What do you call the game Operation without the batteries? Autopsy
Courtesy of my five year old son... What do you get when a turtle and porcupine have a baby? A slow poke!
Our local cemetery is running out of spaces ... ...It’s a grave issue
I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized... ...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.