The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
my aunt ruth died in a horrible explosion they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casketthe funeral was ruthless.
Americans have a strange dialect. It's all "sneakers" instead of "trainers"...... and "sweater" instead of "jumper"...... and "shooting range" instead of "high school"...
Did you hear the one about the giraffe who learned Karate? He looked like a fucking idiot.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?
What do you call it when one German WWII soldier lies to you, then another, then two lie to you, then three tell you a lie, then five lie to you, then eight, then thirteen.... A fibbin' Nazi sequence
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.