The Best (and Worst) Jokes About Your Dad 👋
Celebrate the classic dad moments with our collection of jokes about your dad! These jokes poke fun at all the funny, quirky, and relatable things dads do. Whether you’re joking about their dad habits or their go-to one-liners, our jokes about your dad are perfect for sharing with friends or family. Explore the funniest dad-centric humor that highlights all the lovable (and sometimes embarrassing) sides of fatherhood!
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.